Michelle makes sure she will shine tonight in her pure white lamp shade dress. She looks like she is floating into the night…
Michelle arrived today, a day after her husband who attended G-8 summit at a resort 150 miles from Toronto.
There is a dinner tonight. Michelle is wearing a spandex top, low cut, with a C-cup push-up bra to fill the front of her top better than she usually does. Why can’t she wear the same bra and cup size all the time? This size looks pretty good on her. The bottom of her dress looks like a fluffy cone of whip cream. That dress will be quite forgiving no matter how much she will eat at the dinner.
Prime Minister Stephen Harper greets Michelle Obama as US President Barack Obama looks on during an official dinner at the G20 Summit Saturday, June 26, 2010 in Toronto.
Let’s hope no one asked her tonight when the baby is expected. She looks very pregnant.
CAPTION CHALLENGE!!! I am sure none of them want an accident and end up under that dress.
U.S. President Barack Obama, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and his wife Laureen direct U.S. first lady Michelle Obama for a photograph during an official dinner at the G20 Summit Saturday, June 26, 2010 in Toronto.
At the summit, President Hu Jintao of China will be Obama’s third state dinner guest. Time for another party! Have the Obama’s been honored at a state dinner by any country?
Michelle showed far more skin and cleavage than any of the other women.
Here her wig looks like it has finally been styled and cut so that it looks less like a wighat. Her hair looked terrible at the G20 2009 summit. She ended up having her hair damaged by Christmas and she has been wearing wigs ever since when attending public events.
For vacations, her hair looks glued to her scalp with a tiny bun at the back of her head. How romantic is that? She does not care what she looks like to her man. Or Obama does not care.
When Michelle hosted the G20 summit in Pittsburgh (September 2009), she was dressed for a summer night out in the country. The way Michelle dresses, she looks sexy to men like Silvio Berlusconi of Italy whose own staff considers him a sex addict.
Reminds me of Bjork’s outfit at the Academy Awards a few years ago.
LOL the “Swan” dress. All MO is missing is the neck and head of the bird.
OMG, that was the very first thing that came into my mind too! Bjork’s swan dress!
How about this for a caption:
“Whatever you do, don’t make eye contact with it.”
PS: My caption is for the “everyone is pointing” photo! It is such a weird picture!
MOO always seems to be the one
standing in the wrong place. She has no
poise.
At least she didn’t do the wide-legged stance
as she did in Pittsburgh. Whew! That was brutal. LOL
Such a “lady.” ROFL
Surprise, surprise! Another tight dress. Tight across the back
with rolls of fat.
And I bet that back view is stupendous!
MOO likes to make a spectacle of herself. That’s the only way
she can get attention.
Barry didn’t even know that Canada has a prime minister.
He once referred to the “president of Canada.
What a nincompoop. Barry the Affirmative Action Hero.
Biden makes a repulsive fool of himself.
Calls manager of store a derogatory name.
http://comments.realclearpolitics.com/read/42325/684139.html
And that was AFTER he’d been given free ice cream. What an arrogant ass!
If anyone was being a “smartass” it was VP Bite Me.
World’s Longest Pregnancy.
Holy cow… her stomach arrives in the room before her boobs make their entrance, even with that wonderbra.
That style with all the ruffles is way too young for a woman her age. She looks like she raided her daughter’s closet again.
At least her Diana Ross wighat looks like it’s been shampooed.
If you look carefully, there are bulges showing on her back in the fitted top. They make Spanx for every type of outfit that can hide almost everything. Believe me, I own most of them!. With ALL the money available to MO, why can’t she invest in a full-length mirror and look at her back-side occasionally. It would maybe help her if she would sometimes just get ideas from fashion magazines on what not to wear. This woman needs HELP!!!
Hi Doc’s Wife
You need to take it up with Michelle’s Mirror….LOL….yes, her Mirror has a blog !
http://www.michellesmirror.com/
She’d have to wear Spanx from the neck down. Otherwise normal ones leave a muffin top that shows through.
Losing weight would be an option. Toning up. (There’s that word again.) But she is neck deep in menopause, I’ll venture, and skinny is not in this Amazon’s future.
This Alaia dress is out there on the internet, modelled by Victoria Beckham. Tiny woman. And it was not intended to be worn with those crinolines she drags out for full skirts.
Hi Doc’s Wife! Welcome to the blog! Why can’t she? With all the money and all the help she could have? That’s why I’m blogging – if she weighed 400 lbs but dressed appropriately we would not be here making comments.
Finishing Linda’s thought:
Her stomach arrives before her boobs . . . and her ass leaves the room 10 minutes after she does.
ROFLMAO!!! Tooooo funny!!
Hilarious finish!
Linda and Mildred, ROFL…..funny …..apt description no doubt. LOL
Al Capp’s Shmoo:
But not as lovable.
I agree, the styling of MO’s hair (or rather her wighat) is much better, a vast improvement from how it looked (pulled back into a ‘knob’) in the Pittsburg summit last year.
The white of her dress is a very stark, bright white, which does not flatter her skin tone. BTW, how come her skin tone varies so much. I have noticed that the pictures of when she is abroad like in Copenhagen or now in Canada show her to be darker complexioned than the ones taken here. Are they photoshopping them to make her look lighter?
The top of this dress is so tight, it almost looks like a spandex tank top. The drop-waist makes her stomach look more pronounced (I guess there was no was no lipo/tummy tuck). The bottom half is a variation of her inauguration toilet paper ball gown, and is oversized butt at least we don’t have deal with TMI:)
Caption for picture three (balloon over PM Harper’s head, Harper thinking):
“Please don’t make me kiss her”. BTW, that picture is not a very flattering of MO. Profile shots show how pronounced her overbite (even after all the oral procedures she seems to have had) still is!
It still infuriates me that she has to make a separate trip, wasting our money. What pressing responsibilities did she have that she couldn’t have flown up there with BO yesterday?
She spends a fortune on ill-fitting clothes yet
ignores her severe overbite.
Very unattractive.
She would do better to spend money to get it totally fixed.
I can’t believe her parents didn’t have it fixed when she was a child.
Even parents of modest means (like my own) find a way
to make their child’s teeth look good. Her parents should not have ignored the problem.
But now it’s MO’s responsibility and instead she wastes money on clothes.
Sitara — they needed two planes because they needed two cargo-holds. One for her wardrobe and wigs, and one for his ego.
+100 snarky comment of the day. LOL
The ruffled tutu kind of hides her hips, in the sense that it’s not clinging to them, then she-tops it off with a too tight wife-beater shirt..what is wrong with her ?
Since the O’s seem less fakey, lovey dovey, lately, the taxpayers have to pay for a seperate plane trip for her ? Hey, I’ll go all the way and pay for her to live in Chicago full-time and never be seen again. Once there, she can shop in the obese children’s dept all she wants.
The Obamas do seem to be avoiding each other lately.
(except for faking it in photo ops)
What a lovely roll of toilet paper !
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h3HborB6LT8/S4HFkBUhTeI/AAAAAAAAGII/OTFN1SI-Q58/s400/ToiletPaperDress.jpg
What women leaves the house accenting her huge midrift ? How uncomfortable she looks all shoe-horned into that thing.
My nice thing to say ….. can’t see the butt and panty lines
For the first time in my adult life, I feel sorry for
the PM of Canada to be forced into a kiss with MOO.
Who wants to kiss all that foundation and makeup? He would come away with junk all over his face too. Next she’ll be putting all that sparkly stuff on her face like Gaga does.
It looks better then the one she has on. O. M. G!!!!
That’s a real funny photo!!!
Caption: NO, over there, you can’t have your picture taken by yourself.
As I said on the previous thread, this dress looks like a short version of the blue “gown” she wore to the Nobel festivities. Same problems too–a top way too tight that allows us all to see just how overweight and flabby she is. At least she finally washed that wig of hers.
Too much makeup, too–she should forget accenting her “cleavage.”
MOTUS agrees with me about the blue “gown!!”–LOL!!
Nope. It’s the white version of the black Alaia cocktail dress she wore last year in Baden Baden.
Different neckline – deep V rather than wider scoop – but more similar:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/stylewatch/gallery/michelle_obama/michelle_obama15.jpg
(Netting at bottom is not part of dress. Another crinoline hanging down.)
Actually, the dress in black is a good look for her. Very forgiving and gives her a nice shape. The white just highlights every crease and roll.
Girlfriends, black is our friend
She weighed less last year. Less flab. Still wore Spanx, but less blubber to push up into a muffin top above them.
That’s what I thought too, same dress. She may have had the neckline altered. She must love fluff, most likely has dust bunnies in Chicago. For anyone her size it’s crazy to augment the clothing by 3 dimensional fabric. She obviously craves everything that does not look normal, what normal women wear.
Right Birdie ! Aren’t the first rules for a Fashion Icon, to dress for your age and body type (and fit), sticking to the colors that work for your skin tones, and being appropriate for the event ? Of course, hair and accessories should complement the overall look.
There is hope for MO if she follows some basic rules, but she seems to wake up every morning intentionally trying to tick us off. LOL!
Look how much more normal her face looked last year. Her makeup was under better control, her lips weren’t pumped full of whatever. She’s becoming more bizarre every day! That white ruffle hitting across her backside where it does is weird. This dress belongs on a 3 year old at a dance recital.
And responding to another comment…she and POTUS don’t seem to be too chummy. Two egos that big can’t fit in one family.
YEP, and none too attractive either. LOL
What is it with MO? Why would she want to show every flabby part of herself? All the rolls and lines showing. She has come to believe her own press. Just like BO.
Mrs. Harper’s shoes do not go well with her dress.
Wearing such a busy dress, she should have worn a much simpler shoe style.
It so funny how in picture 4: everyone seems to be showing MO the way out (the door?)
In picture 1, MO seems to tower over her husband. As MO is increasing in girth, BO is shrinking and looks diminutive in comparison.
Is any occasion formal enough for our lady, to warrant wearing nylons? And what’s with the shiny metallic looking shoes, how does that even go with the white dress? Those 20 some assistants (or at least those who are helping her dress) should be fired, they are not doing their jobs. Can you believe it, we are paying for them and this is what she has to show for it. What a waste!
“Al Gore’s polluted image” LOL
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/06/27/2010-06-27_al_gores_polluted_image_former_vp_copes_with_divorces_and_alleged_scandal.html
I believe the massuse. algore always struck me as a creep.
What is with the boobage at head of state events? I suspect she decided to go for it when she found out her arch-nemesis was staying in France, and the third-trimester-but-smaller-stomach remained in London.
Hate the shiny skin, like the shoes.
Gold shoes? Not good with a white dress, not at all.
With feet that big, you’d think she’d want to de-emphasize them. But I guess she’s proud of those size 12′s.
I would have gone with a neutral hued patent leather to match her shiny legs. I first typed “black patent leather”, but the sentence looked raaaacist.
I still like the shoes- I didn’t say with the dress.
She is a continual mess. What a silly, hideous woman.
My nice thing to say;
MO has improved over last year’s G8/G20 conference. Of course that really isn’t saying much, but I am trying.
Oh Lynn, Freudian slip, you wanted to type “lying” lol…But since it’s Sunday, is this the day we’re supposed to be nice ?
Ok before I go to Mass, where I will confess all this, and Try to be sorry, I am wondering if any rift between the Obama’s is caused by his finally figuring out the astounding amounts of money his diva wife has been spending ? Between the facial fillers, wigs, entertainment, over the top wardrobe, jewels etc.. he has suddenly realized that this bimbo has him well on his way back to the poor house. Many very smart Americans, who do not live in, or often visit, big fashion areas, do not have a clue as to how much this junk costs, especially if she is paying retail, which I think, ethically, she has to.
“Ethically”–surely you jest!!!
I think the facade they had to maintain is wearing thin. The “president” doesn’t much care for women, but felt his political career meant he had to have a “wife” and Moo’s connections in Chicago’s black community were valuable at the time. Now that there is nowhere else to go in the US’s politics, the “marriage” is becoming expendable. I think we’ll see them leading more and more separate lives. If this bothers their two daughters, too bad. They were props, anyway–just like that dog.
Using “ethically” when referring to MO or BO sure is a oneup on me for trying to be nice. You beat me hands down in the nice category.
I really think the designers give her a discount for clothing, like wholesale prices.
Oh, and *junk* is exactly the right word for the costumes. (certainly can’t call them dresses)
conner, didn’t the WH budget director just quit ? Did he have a word with the Mrs. about the budget ? hee hee.
Nelly, Lynn and Denise, somehow my reply ended up preceding your remarks. That’s it, no more communion wine for me ! , sorry..they weren’t exactly noteworthy anyway.
I blame it on MO, she causes confusion and chaos everywhere.
Why go to Mass at all?
Elinor, that’s a very good question, one that I ask myself often. I think it’s in my DNA, just as my rosary is always in the bottom of my purse, amongst the receipts and gum wrappers..
Kind of a “just in case” thing. It’s one of the few churches left that does not have masses in Spanish, the priest is from Ireland, and when he speaks I get to remember my wonderful grandparents. I am becoming nostalgic in my dotage.
MOTUS is calling it her “best Speedo and Swiffer duster ensemble” LOL
Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little OT thinking about how much fun it would be to have some young, fashionable Royals from the UK to follow around again (Diana and Fergie were fun!). Is the Queen going to skip over Charles and let Wills ascend the throne? She was in her 20s when she took the crown. Charles is almost 60 !
Maybe waiting for Prince William to get married ? Here’s some fun gossip, and a nice break from Moo-cow:
http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978161382
OK, back to your regularly scheduled programming being embarrassed by our faux-royals
Unless it’s a secret, Wills missed that deadline. I would so love a happy story about a fairy tale wedding between Kate and Wills. Those pix from the Swedish royal wedding had me wondering if they had to pay someone to marry the princess. That anvil jaw of hers looked like Popeye. Bless her heart, I hope the children look like him.
The groom was her personal trainer. Her father, the king, was not pleased.
Oooh, that video is meanspirited. Someone is out to get Wills’s Kate.
Lulu, I just had a chance to watch the whole tape. So sorry Birdettes, it does get meanspirited, however, Kate has been, cough, cough, well vetted. The Queen will never approve of her !
Darn.
There’s something about Kate. As if she can’t be cleaned up. I’m sure she is a nice person but there’s just that intangible thing.
Poor William.
Entertaining indeed. But she is no Princess Diana or even Katie Holmes, LOL. Looks a little trashy and overhyped.
And I give up on mo. She is in denial over the tire she’s carrying around her midsection and the size of her rear end. Ms. Harper looks awkward in those inappropriate shoes.
While MO shines on the World Stage, does she know how this military wife feels?
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/27/world/27battalion.html
I know. John and Brian are going back…..again. Year off and a year on. I think that’s why I get so pissed at these two asshats in Big White. What have either one of them ever sacrificed for anyone else, much less their country. Not a damned thing!!
And blowing 10 million on parties while our military does without.
Sadly, Barry is Commander in Chief of our Armed Forces and treats them like Community Organizers. McChrystal tried to tell us
RoE at this point in time are getting our guys killed. Even the Afghanis want them to toughen up on that. BO is the biggest piece of loser wimp I have ever seen (even Carter wasn’t this bad, though he too plays dangerous games with terrorists) I think the straw for me, was not doing the right thing by our men and women. I don’t much care if people like the mullahs, baby rapers, or women haters die. I also don’t care about the “hearts and minds” slobber.
I don’t know if it is normal, but photos and stories like that always give me goosebumps. My eyes filling with tears is normal.
U guys are funny ! Ethics and the Obama’s…forehead smack ! What was I thinking ?
I have been having this twisted thought every once in a while, that maybe Moo intentionally dresses “noveau riche ghetto” to keep the ‘sistah friends’ in worship mode. I mean some of this stuff, like the glitter shoes last night, is pure ghetto…Also, too tight and too short, and the purple toenails, oh please I would bet every nail salon in Harlem, and there are many, now carries that exact shade, probably always did.
Maybe she is not as dumb as she seems.
The African American sisters I hang with would never dress like that. They call that stuff Hoochy Mama. Iris has a fit over some of the clothes MO wears. Iris wears a 2 and wouldn’t be caught dead in those Hoochy outfits. LOL
O/T I hope this is inspiring for you, it is for me.
“Let us examine and strengthen what is left. The misfortunes of individuals and nations opened to wise counsel are more than half redressed. Let us feel our calamities. Let us bear them too, like men.
Like Horatius, the ashes of our fathers, and the temples of the gods are under threat.
Who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?”
-William Pitt the Younger, addressed the House of Commons in 1783
I cannot imagine why a middle-aged matron would want to wear a little girl’s party dress.
Wearing little girls’ clothing is something MO has done before.
The concept of elegance eludes her.
The Canadian First Lady is wearing something similar to what MO has worn in the past which is a worrisome trend but somehow she manages to carry it off and she looks quite nice and put together in a summery casual way.
Has anyone been over to Huffpo? The crazy people are gushing over their crazy-looking idol, and just to show us how insane they are, they think King abdullah is stylish and chic, and nicholas sarkozy is sexy! They must live in an alternate universe.
King Abdullah? He’s fashion forward if one likes wearing bed sheets everyday.
LOL
HuffPo’s attempt at photoshopping is pathetic. Trying to make MO thinner is so obvious.
You’ll like this. Make sure you rollover the pic.
http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/todays_rollover_fun_michelle_tp_doll/
LOL Stacy ! Thanks for the laugh !
ROFLMAO!!!!! That’s very creative!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL