FLOTUS had so much fun showing off her athletic abilities and skills in the Blue Room, running, racing, tug-of-war, and potato sack hopping, she decided to take the show on the road. Touring for her NoFatKidsBehind celebration (an epic failure at best) we were treated to an onstage production of MO dancing and jumping and hopping. Isn’t she amazing? With a cast of 10,000 she danced the “Interlude”, a short piece between the the first and second acts, which starred our wildly popular MO.

She even stunned us by wearing a conservatively cut, though obviously illfitting, jacket while haranguing the military about their food choices. Wouldn’t it be great to see MO go through basic training skills?  Surely all the hopping and jumping qualifies her to put up or shut up.

Don’t you love the election year frolics to bolster the current _resident who can’t run on a record of achievements after three years in office. His “Achievements” are so wildly unpopular they can’t be mentioned by his campaign staff…..

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