First MOM-Fashion Icon-Athlete Extroardinaire has certainly been busy showing the Nation how lucky we are to have her as FLOTUS. How could we not love this down to earth, happy, caring woman? Never mind “for the first time in my life I am proud of my country” since her hubby got elected. Pay no attention to the bilking of 14 billion dollars from programs for the poor. After all MO surely knows best what the poor need, her sob stories of being denied a privileged status tugs at all our hearts. Do not be disheartened at the massive intrusion behind  NoFatKidsBehinds, who knows better then MO the importance of nutrition and exercise.  We should be proud of all the sacrifices she has been making for the sake of the country. We should be more than willing to pay the millions it costs for her paycayshuns.

It’s pretty obvious all the running around over the last week is to shore up her image of a fun loving mom, patriotic American, pro-military, and all around endearing FL instead of the “angry black woman” we’ve been exposed to in articles and books. After all, MO can’t keep living the high life and spend as lavishly on parties and paycayshuns if BO isn’t re-elected.  Four more years of those two and we won’t even recognize our country.

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